Thursday, March 26, 2009

So I don't want to but I am pissed!!!!

So I know that this is not the time but I hate the fact that my friends are going through this flood crap. It sucks I have been there Fargo this is what taxes are for. Good luck my friends I feel like I should have stayed.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Hula hoops really

So the last couple days I have been feeling old. I think it all started when I was at a show and was hit with a Hula hoop. Let me be clear this was an indoor show. First of all I think that this practice is stupid inside or out but, even more so when it is done inside. Hula hoops are so stupid and I am not sure exactly why mostly females do it but they do. Let me tell you ladies if you are doing it because you think it is sexy let  me assure you that it is not. There is nothing sexy about anyone in a half squat with there legs shoulders width apart trying to move thier hips in a cricle. I can't believe that I am saying this but, Noodle dance for god sakes! Did I just sleep through this trend? Am I to the point in life where social trends are passing me by? Here is the another question did I ever care about social trends until I was older and worried about being older? 
Yeah think about it.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Brother can you spare a dime

So its going on to week of being fired. I can safely say that I am starting to panic a little. I have been gigging a lot so that has made time seem more productive then it actually has been. I have looked for some jobs but, I always think why besides for the money because pretty sure that I will be back here in a year. So I have come up with a plan.
Tony Ruccolo for Minnesota Governor in 2010! I think that this is a fiscally sound Idea. Once I get that job it will be smooth sailing. My platform will be Pay me, Legalize it and let everyone and anything marry what they want thats right you crazy right wing fucks I will be able to smoke a joint and marry my spoon. You ask why should Minnesota make me their governor? Sure I am not of the legal age and I don't have a four year but, I do have moxy. I am OK with saying outrageous things and not backing them up with action so of course I will legalize prostitution and anything else the public wants legal. Remember I just want to get paid. I think this gives me a ton of freedom.
More on this later.

Monday, March 2, 2009

I woke up to cold water

I am not sure why but when I am in a shitty mental space Mule Variations seems to give me hope not sure why but it does. It is a pretty dark album maybe Mr. Waits voice reassures me that someone else has it tougher them me.
Hey thanks Tom can I call you Tom?