Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Health Care HEAR ME ROAR!!!

WHAT WOULD BE WORST THEN WHAT WE HAVE NOW!!!!!!





more to come later.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Mothers Day

My Mom is awesome!!! She is the reason that my Dad and I are not in jail or homeless drunks. She puts family first and she expands the word family to anyone with in a hundred mile radius of her! She would give the shirt off her back to anyone that she likes or loves. She is great! So I don't mind taking the time to make her dinner and give her a gift.
What I do mind is that we as a society have to be special at sometime a year as if a birthday is not enough. Do we really need half the holidays that we have? Valentines is the best example it is used to sell cards and gifts during the slow sales times sound like a day that we just had? Anyway i could go on but I think the examples would be endless( administrative assistants day comes to mind) so I will just end my post like this MOM DADS ROCK deserve a day the rest of us should be happy with our birthdays.

Friday, May 1, 2009

Stress

Why do I get stressed? Why do we get stressed? Think about it the things we stress about won't matter in a hundred years.
Just a thought

Saturday, April 18, 2009

If this is funny in heaven then count me out.

So I was in Redwing MN promoting a Biker Rally that I am helping to put on. I was hungry so I stopped at Pizza Hut because yes I love that shit and have not had in about 3 years. Anyway I was by myself so I like to read when I eat. There was no paper so I settled on this Lunch Tibits of Redwing I think it was called the Flash. I started reading it and the front had the same old shit what happened yesterday stupid news. What I love about these things is the trivia I look for it its fun and usually harmless. Well The Flash destoryed that feeling the questions were ,When does a fetus grow fingernails? What now? So the rest of them went on like that right under that they had the daily humor that went like this.

A man was wondering about the universe and he asked god What is a second to you? God said its a million years. The man said well how much is a million dollars to you? God said its a penny. HMMM said the man well could I have a penny? God said just give me a minute.

HAHAHAHA ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!

I would hope that God thought that sex is funny or life is funny or the fact that we go so crazy about being right for him. I really hope that that crap in the Flash makes him shake his head in dismay. If God thinks its funny then I will ask for a one way trip to hell upon my judgement day. I would rather burn for all of time with Geroge Carlin and Lenny bruce then be subjected to that Crap!

Monday, April 13, 2009

Why does Bob Saget Still get Work!

HE'S BACK ON ABC!!!!!!!!!!!
Thats all

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Just thinking

So I have discovered Pandora. I have known about it for a while but, Will the guy I share an office at my new not paying right now start up is big into it. I have now fallen in love with and I am using it as I am typing.It is awesome it has gotten me thinking about life art and memories.

Well I am not going to sound as smart as most of my friends.I'm sure that this point has been made already by someone much smarter then I but, just bare with me.

I think that the greatest thing that art does for us is give us a sense of history. Its not done with facts or data its done with a feeling remembering a laugh you had when a drunk friend sang a song off key and loudly. I think that feeling gives us the realization that time has past.

I know I am not original but just thinking.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

So I don't want to but I am pissed!!!!

So I know that this is not the time but I hate the fact that my friends are going through this flood crap. It sucks I have been there Fargo this is what taxes are for. Good luck my friends I feel like I should have stayed.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Hula hoops really

So the last couple days I have been feeling old. I think it all started when I was at a show and was hit with a Hula hoop. Let me be clear this was an indoor show. First of all I think that this practice is stupid inside or out but, even more so when it is done inside. Hula hoops are so stupid and I am not sure exactly why mostly females do it but they do. Let me tell you ladies if you are doing it because you think it is sexy let  me assure you that it is not. There is nothing sexy about anyone in a half squat with there legs shoulders width apart trying to move thier hips in a cricle. I can't believe that I am saying this but, Noodle dance for god sakes! Did I just sleep through this trend? Am I to the point in life where social trends are passing me by? Here is the another question did I ever care about social trends until I was older and worried about being older? 
Yeah think about it.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Brother can you spare a dime

So its going on to week of being fired. I can safely say that I am starting to panic a little. I have been gigging a lot so that has made time seem more productive then it actually has been. I have looked for some jobs but, I always think why besides for the money because pretty sure that I will be back here in a year. So I have come up with a plan.
Tony Ruccolo for Minnesota Governor in 2010! I think that this is a fiscally sound Idea. Once I get that job it will be smooth sailing. My platform will be Pay me, Legalize it and let everyone and anything marry what they want thats right you crazy right wing fucks I will be able to smoke a joint and marry my spoon. You ask why should Minnesota make me their governor? Sure I am not of the legal age and I don't have a four year but, I do have moxy. I am OK with saying outrageous things and not backing them up with action so of course I will legalize prostitution and anything else the public wants legal. Remember I just want to get paid. I think this gives me a ton of freedom.
More on this later.

Monday, March 2, 2009

I woke up to cold water

I am not sure why but when I am in a shitty mental space Mule Variations seems to give me hope not sure why but it does. It is a pretty dark album maybe Mr. Waits voice reassures me that someone else has it tougher them me.
Hey thanks Tom can I call you Tom?

Friday, February 27, 2009

I hate to beat a Dead horse......Its funny cause it sounds like taco.

<span class=cpac3" width="136" height="119" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; line-height: 1.2em; ">Republican U.S. Rep. Michele Bachmann is serving as emcee at tonight’s opening session of the Conservative Political Action Conference. Watch it in live streaming video after the jump.

One early highlight: After recognizing Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty, Bachmann took a swipe at the federal stimulus plan, using an intriguing historical parallel — not to the New Dealbut to the Boston Tea Party:

I just wondered that if our founders thought taxation without representation was bad, what would they think of representation WITH taxation?

Here’s the clip (Boston Tea Party comment at 1:10):

Free TV : Ustream

The program once had Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin as a featured speaker, but she dropped out, leaving Republican National Committee Chair Mike Steele and U.S. Reps. Roy Blunt, R-Mo., and John Shadegg, R-Ariz., as headliners.

Bachmann fairly shouted as she introduced the stars at the head table — all but four being older white men such as Stan Evans, author of a book, “Blacklisted by History,” that seeks to rehabilitate Red Scare figure Joe McCarthy’s image, and at least two National Rifle Association officials.

A notable exception was Carrie Hale, whom Bachmann identified as the “scheduler” at Americans for Tax Reform; with Palin absent, she was the only other woman to be honored with a chair on the stage. Steele was the only African-American — not including a waiter in a white uniform who passed behind Bachmann, carrying a tray as she spoke.

“How many times in life do you get a second chance?” asked keynoter Shadegg, referring to the conservative movement’s post-Bush status. “We are unleashed from the mistakes of the past.”

Bachmann brought the program to a close by imploring the audience to remember this night because, she said, in the future, “You can tell your posterity that you were here, you were present at the beginning of the conservative comeback.”



So I am sorry if I am not giving credit to the blogger who did this. This is not mine. This is something my wife found and forwarded it on to me. I can't believe she is on her second term. A retarded monkey trowing poo at himself could represent Minnesota better. I would prefer the monkey because he would be less likely to say to stupid shit because of his great poo throwing abilities. If you are a monkey and like throwing poo and live in the St. Cloud area let me know because I want you to run. Really Michelle you wan to start talking about the President doing what he wants to with out a checks or balances you really want to tell the American people that the President is to far reaching. You weren't to concerned with that when you were making out with Bush. Seriously don't you have a father to piss off?

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Mrs Cuckoo Shit crazy STRIKE AGAIN!

Michell bachman said and I qoute "I am worried that we are running out of rich people."
She is on her SECOND TERM!!!!!!!!!!! I will leave you with that.

So another day without a dollar

I have never been a self made man and trying to make something out of this 260lbs of sexy  is tough. I thought I hustled I thought that I work hard maybe but I don't feel like it right now. So I watched the speech last night BOBBY JINDHAL SUCKS ASS!!!!! and I know its tough and we will have to make tough decision. Do they always have to be tough cna't you just make a decison that is common sense and the critics can go fuck themselves? Why can't a persident come out and nationalize health care............ Wait for it.......................................................................WAIT for it..........................................WAIT FOR IT.....................MONEY!!!!!
Are you shocked?

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Here I go again.

So it has been a while since I have done this but I have a lot to get off my chest. Well in these last nine or so months ( one second doesn't Bobby Jindhal sound like a Mr. Rogers fuck Hi Bobby will you tell me why I suck and by the way the strength of America is our GOVERNMENT THAT'S WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO BE LIKE US YOU FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!) Anyway since the last post I got married we got a dog Mingus he is awesome he is coming along nicely he will be a year in March. We have a house granted my Parents old house but a house. I also have started a small business and its in music so that is great. My band is starting to taking off and Yes I was fired for the second time. The more that I am on this journey that is life I like the idea of having"you can't say I didn't try" on my tombstone. I feel like I have been trying and trying and not really getting anywhere. I feel as though that I tell the same story to my friends and it just is different date and people in the story.
Anyway that is the last of that.
So there is a couple of things that really have pissed me off so I am going to do my normal no grammar don't give a fuck rant.
SOOO I hate Health care. I hate the fucks that make money off of other people pain and suffering. I hate the fact that I kept my crappy Harley Job for Crappy insurance that ended up not covering what I wanted to and now that I have been fired they are asking for all my receipts and basically auditing. AHHHH WHAT SHOULD I HAVE EPECTED FROM A COMPANY THAT STARTED BY INSURING SLAVES THANKS ANTEA THAT'S RIGHT ANTEA. I also hate that I am so worried about money that I am not really sleeping well and I feel like a burden. I also hate people who think that they are rock stars when they are not. I hate the fact that NOW I HAVE ALL THESE FUCKING HARLEY CLOSE. AT LEAST THEY WERE CHEAP OH GOD THEY WEREN'T MADE IN THE US. OH GOD.

Thanks for reading 
and Thanks Bobby Jindhal