Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Ode to the comb over

Heres to the wives of the comb over.
How can you look at that everyday.
strains of hair that say I care what other people think but not you wife of mine.
You get to stare at long stringy hair hanging in the air on one side.
You want to gag but instead you nag.
No Change
No change for your mornings because your loving husband just doesn't get it.
So hers to you the wives of the comb over just keep trucking while that hair gets pasted on to your loving dumb ass husbands head.

1 comment:

Al said...

I think you hit on something with this line:

"You want to gag but instead you nag."

Could it be that the amount of nagging is directly proportional to a spouse's disappointment with her/his partner's physical appearance?

I hope not.

(Kidding, honey!)