Heres to the wives of the comb over.
How can you look at that everyday.
strains of hair that say I care what other people think but not you wife of mine.
You get to stare at long stringy hair hanging in the air on one side.
You want to gag but instead you nag.
No change for your mornings because your loving husband just doesn't get it.
PEOPLE CAN TELL
So hers to you the wives of the comb over just keep trucking while that hair gets pasted on to your loving dumb ass husbands head.