Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Ode to the comb over

Heres to the wives of the comb over.
How can you look at that everyday.
strains of hair that say I care what other people think but not you wife of mine.
You get to stare at long stringy hair hanging in the air on one side.
You want to gag but instead you nag.
No Change
No change for your mornings because your loving husband just doesn't get it.
So hers to you the wives of the comb over just keep trucking while that hair gets pasted on to your loving dumb ass husbands head.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Really Thats what you want to say to me...

So I have been doing alot of thinking today or more correctly the last couple of days. Why you ask well thats just what I do and I really shouldn't. So I was reading an op ed peace the other day and one f the authors was mad that Obama didn't dis own his pastor for his remarks because to paraphrase Dr. King was never publicly or privately angry .
First of all I would remind Mr. Minnetoka thats right rich suburbanite that doesn't have enough to fuck up. I would ask Mr. M how the fuck would you know how Dr. King felt privately? Then I would ask if he would start a boycott get bit by dogs and hosed off the streets and killed, just for fun. Really thats what you want to say to me?!
Secondly I agree with that Pastor but I would have said instead of God damn America I would say God Damn the Americans that vote out of fear or for stupid social issues such as abortion thats Right I said it. Why can't we get off the stupid shit and realize that we are eating ourselves alive. This country was founded by dissenters and people not happy with the government so shouldn't we as a society applaud men that can say what is on their minds and express anger. Because Mr. M the only time change happens is when people are MAD!!!!!

Friday, March 7, 2008

Where has the funny gone

So I was reading the comics in the paper and I was wondering were comics ever funny? I don't I have ever laughed at newspaper comics. There have been somewhat funny things in there but they were very forgettable.
Anyway thats the thought for the day.